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- Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to MJF.
- Caution: MJF may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
- MJF contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
- Do not use MJF on concrete.
- Discontinue use of MJF if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech,
Temporary Blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart Palpitations.
- If MJF begins to smoke, get away immediately, seek shelter, and cover head.
- MJF may stick to certain types of skin.
- When not in use, MJF should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of MJF, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
- Ingredients of MJF include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
- MJF has been shipped to our troops in Afganistan and is also being dropped by our warplanes on the al Qaeda.
- Do not taunt MJF.
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